Breed-matched wall clocks

Time to make
walls wag .

Funny dog breed wall clocks with a real swinging poop pendulum. Pick the pup, hang it up, and let every glance at the clock turn into a grin. Cat clocks are now sneaking into the pack, too.

Find your breed See it swing
Dog people get it. Loved by dog people, gift givers, and very unserious walls.
Free shipping over $69.90 Real silent quartz 30-day return support Glossy acrylic finish

the pack

Start with the favorites.

87 clocks live now - four quick picks up front, with more pups, new cats, and gift paths tucked into the drawer.

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Browse more pets More pups, new cats, and all 87 clocks

more pups

Shiba Inufox face, big opinion Pugtiny face, huge drama Poodlecurly, clever, fancy Border Colliesmart aleck, soft heart

new cats

Tuxedo Cattail-swinging chaos Orange Tabbyfreshly dropped Devon Rexbig ears, tiny trouble

quick paths

All clocksBrowse every live style Best sellersEasy gift picks New dropsFresh wall friends

real rooms, real grins

Best sellers on the wall.

Use the illustrated breed cards to choose your pup, then peek at the room-ready mood from our latest Petstify styles.

Corgi Petstify wall clock styled in a room corgi
powered! Shop Corgi Husky Petstify wall clock styled in a room happy
husky! Shop Husky Border Collie Petstify wall clock styled in a room smart
style Shop Collie Bichon Petstify wall clock styled in a room cloud
cute! Shop Bichon

freshly dropped

New pets for very unserious walls.

Keep the homepage calm: open this when you want the newest dog and cat clock arrivals.
Pomeranian Swinging Paw Wall Clock Pomeranian Orange Tabby Swinging Tail Wall Clock Orange Tabby Devon Rex Swinging Tail Wall Clock Devon Rex

meet the swing detail

One playful detail
does all the talking .

Real clock hands on the front. A cheeky moving pendulum underneath. Breed art that makes the gift feel personal, the kind of thing your friend will text a photo of.

  1. 01Pick a breed87 clocks live now, more dropping monthly.
  2. 02Hang it upAA battery included. One nail is all it needs.
  3. 03Watch it swingSilent movement, infinite grins.
Shop swing clocks

small clock,

big grin.

Dog breed styles New cat clocks Silent quartz Swinging pendulum Gift-ready

Match their breed

Choose a clock that looks like their best friend, ears, eyes, and all.

Watch it swing

The pendulum is the tiny joke everyone notices first.

Actually tells time

Real silent quartz movement for kitchens, offices, and pet rooms.

Easy smile gift

Lands every birthday, holiday, new home, or puppy announcement.

Made for Dog moms Housewarming gifts Pet rooms Groomers Very unserious walls

drops, not spam

Get the next breed drop.

New breeds, gifting ideas, and launch offers. About one email a month, written by a human.