{"title":"Golden Retriever Clocks","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"petstify-collection-copy\" data-petstify-seo=\"collection-detail\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolden Retriever clocks for sunny dog people, gift givers, and homes that could use a little more tail-wagging humor. Petstify golden clocks combine friendly breed artwork with a real clock face, silent movement, and the swinging poop pendulum that turns a wall clock into a conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Golden Retriever gifts that still feel warm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for dog moms, family rooms, pet rooms, offices, and housewarming gifts, this collection is built around the happy Golden Retriever personality with Petstify's cheeky little twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dog-clocks\"\u003eall dog clocks\u003c\/a\u003e or visit \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/gifting\"\u003egifting\u003c\/a\u003e for more dog-lover ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"dark-golden-retriever-wall-clock-swinging-poop-pendulum","title":"Dark Golden Retriever Wall Clock with Swinging Poop Pendulum","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Golden Retriever dog wall clock with a funny swinging poop pendulum.\u003c\/strong\u003e This Petstify acrylic wall clock turns a darker golden, red-toned Retriever silhouette into playful wall decor for Golden Retriever families.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark Golden Retriever artwork for a personal gift for Retriever owners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilent quartz movement with real clock hands for everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSwinging poop pendulum adds a cheeky moving detail below the clock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy acrylic finish works well in pet rooms, offices, kitchens, and living spaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 1 AA battery for quick setup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cute choice for Golden Retriever lovers, red Golden families, and anyone shopping for funny dog wall decor with breed-specific charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"petstify-seo-detail\" data-petstify-seo=\"breed-detail\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eWhy Golden Retriever people notice it first\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThis Dark Golden Retriever Wall Clock with Swinging Poop Pendulum is designed for sunny family-dog energy, loyal sweetness, and easy gift appeal. It works as a funny Golden Retriever gift, a conversation-starting pet room accent, or a small surprise for someone whose home already has a favorite dog in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe front works like a real wall clock with quiet quartz movement and real clock hands, while the lower swinging poop pendulum adds the cheeky Petstify motion people remember. It is cute first, useful second, and just ridiculous enough to make guests ask where it came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003ePetstify details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eGlossy acrylic wall decor with color-printed breed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSilent quartz movement for kitchens, bedrooms, offices, pet rooms, and grooming spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eReal clock hands plus Petstify's playful swinging detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAA battery included for quick setup\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eApprox. 1kg weight with a water-resistant printed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eShips in 10-15 days with damage replacement support\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eLooking for a different breed? Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dog-clocks\"\u003ePetstify dog clocks\u003c\/a\u003e, see \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/how-it-swings\"\u003ehow the swinging detail works\u003c\/a\u003e, or use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/gifting\"\u003egift guide\u003c\/a\u003e to pick a clock for a dog mom, dog dad, housewarming, birthday, or very unserious office wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Petstify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41096293449800,"sku":"PET-DWC-DARKGOLDENRETRIEVE","price":64.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/3743\/2392\/files\/dark-golden-retriever-wall-clock-swinging-poop-pendulum.jpg?v=1777831546"},{"product_id":"light-golden-retriever-wall-clock-swinging-poop-pendulum","title":"Light Golden Retriever Wall Clock with Swinging Poop Pendulum","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLight Golden Retriever dog wall clock with a funny swinging poop pendulum.\u003c\/strong\u003e This Petstify acrylic wall clock turns a light golden, cream-toned Retriever silhouette into playful wall decor for Golden Retriever families.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Golden Retriever artwork for a personal gift for Retriever owners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilent quartz movement with real clock hands for everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSwinging poop pendulum adds a cheeky moving detail below the clock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy acrylic finish works well in pet rooms, offices, kitchens, and living spaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 1 AA battery for quick setup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cute choice for Golden Retriever lovers, English cream Golden families, and anyone shopping for funny dog wall decor with breed-specific charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"petstify-seo-detail\" data-petstify-seo=\"breed-detail\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eWhy Golden Retriever people notice it first\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThis Light Golden Retriever Wall Clock with Swinging Poop Pendulum is designed for sunny family-dog energy, loyal sweetness, and easy gift appeal. 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